When Disney Princesses get Drunk!

Hey yo! It's time for another RR44 Daily.

Today, we're going to show you something REALLY cool!

Remember Claire?

Yep. THAT Claire!

Well, since you all loved that blog post so much, I've decided to do a sequal and answer the age ol' question......

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DISNEY PRINCESSES GET DRUNK?

.....Good question, Well, i've made a few pictures of some of your Disney Princess favorites, And some of your not so favorites.

Cinderella

Uh, Cindy, Your shoe is on your foot!

Girls, Grab your ballgowns (and or make or pretend your wearing one) it's time for your first Drunk Disney Princess dance!

A mini comic showing why booze, bus and Cinderella don't mesh very well.

Yeah, You heard her folks. She's a huge freaking mess.

She's stumbling off to the ball to dance or better yet SWAY with her Prince Charming!

And that's Cinderella for ya! Tsk, tsk. Poor Cindy......But now, let's get to the most famous Disney Princess of all, BELLE!

Belle

It's a tale as old as time, Song as old as wine. Belle's tipsy as hell!

Where's Belle going in this condition?

Part 1: Belle sees the door and poses, Part 2: Belle decides to change her pose, Part 3: The pose opens the door and Belle falls, Part 4: Belle struggles to get up, Part 5: Belle is back up and sways off to the room.

I hope you've got your Belle ballgowns on, Cause it's time for the 2nd Drunk Disney Princess dance!

After a long day, Belle drunk sways home....oh yeah, and if you didn't know, her gown was falling down.

Alas....poor Belle......She tried to dance her way through booze.....but she could not......Ah well, C'est la ville.

Ariel

Hi Ariel!

Uuuuh...Should I run for my life? (FYI: Ariel tries to copy Belle's stumble in part 3 but is too drunk to keep her balance!)

A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side, A little bit of Rita all I need, A little bit a Gina's what I-.....Ok, wrong song.

Belle, Whatever you do, DON'T open the window!

Ariel dances her way off back to the sea!

.....Well, Ariel sure had a fun day today.

Aurora

Now how can Aurora ACTULLY be so drunk-

-OH MY GOODNESS....STEVE AUSTIN!

ANOTHER one? Is it time already?!

Yeah, That's it baby, WORK IT!

.....And she's dancing (very poorly I might add) with a door and (also very poorly) outside!

Aurora, Aurora, Aurora, What are we going to do with you?

Jasmine

Oh god! Jasmine, what the hell happened?!

Poor Jasmine, Had 15 beers today and hasn't been having a good day since.

......Don't ask.

Oh Jasmine....WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO BRING THAT BADGER?!?!

I've got a BAAAAAAD feeling about this...........

This can't end well.........

Tiana

TBC.

Instructions on how to do the Drunk Disney Princess Dances

Grab your ballgowns (or make and or pretend your wearing one if your a girl) and your princely outfits (if your a guy.) it's time for the Drunk Disney Princess Dances!

Cinderella's Tipsy Tiptoe

Step 1: Make your arms like a prarie dog and do your best drunk stand still.

Step 2: Then pick up your gown and drunk half stumble to the north.

Belle's Drunken Hot Mess Waltz

Step 1: Close your eyes, point right and at the same time, Stumble right.

Step 2: Stumble to the left now and make a piece sign with your left hand and keep your thumb up.

Step 3: Take away the peace sign, stumble some more, bump into something softly and then break into a giggle fit. (A fake one is ok)

Step 4: Drunk sway to the left

Step 5: Ok, This is where your agility will come into play, wait for 2 seconds and then drunk stumble quickly to the right and at your best drunk voice say "Shut up!"

Step 6: Drunk sway and put your hands half way up, but to make sure you don't fall, hold your right hand to something tall.

Ariel's Wobble

Step 1: First, face the camera......and then......

Step 2: *gets Mambo No. 5 music* You, wobble to de left....

Step 3: Wobble to de right....

Step 4: Repeat dem both n' start to laugh!

Aurora's Hangover Handabout

1. Sway to the north.

2. With no use of the arms, sway to the front 6 steps forward.

3. Then stumble in left, right, left and right again, and (gently now) bump into a wall.

4. Then pick up your gown and stumble backwards.

5. And finally stumble to the north 10 steps and then sway away in any direction!

Aurora's Poses

Pose 1: Aurora is a little buzzed, but with little struggle and almost no loss of balance, she poses just fine.

Pose 2: Aurora is tipsy, she nearly fell in a few points, and stumble backwards with she held up her gown, But she survives.

Post 3: Aurora is drunk, she is slurring a lot, and loses her balance a lot, but thanks to a little will power, she does it again. (The pose is before she stumbles backwards...again)

Pose 4: Aurora is very drunk and stumbles and sway in every which way, losing her balance a lot, and barely knowing which hands to use and can barely stand, thanks to whatever's left of her power of will, she BARELY poses it. (After posing it, she takes a sobriety test, and fails at walking the line stumbling and swaying forwards and backwards....but they don't mind it....much)

Pose 5: Aurora is on BLACKOUT! (which means, just plain flat out drunk) and so is so sloppy and can't even sing the lyrics to her theme song "Once Upon a Dream" and at one point, she finally falls...and THAT'S a wrap!

Reasons why

If you want to explain your reasoning why you rated a character's drunkness here, Go ahead!