Hey, sometimes the smartest people we know do things that are incredibly stupid. In fact, if you don't make a literal "epic fail" on a regular basis, i'm not sure you're human. Nobody's perfect, so why don't we log these deficiencies so we can look back on it one day and say, "Hey, I learned a lesson that day!". So yea. here goes nothing!
- Tripping a moving vehicle with my foot
- Giving the wall a high-five
- Commiting suicide by jumping off a curb (I was young...)
- Telling a certain someone i love them
- Taking 3 lunch trays to the table at once (Hey, I like to throw away peoples' trash :P)
- PRETENDING THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BODY OF WATER ITALY DESCENDED INTO. I am never gonna forgive myself for this one... Mediterranean Sea, by the way.
- Lending my school computer to a One Direction fanatic.
- Wishing to see a tornado. (I have yet to see the aftereffects on this one.)
- Stealing others' food
- Overeating. (not a problem anymore, I'm used to it.)
- Forgetting to look which direction I was spraying the air freshener. (I didn't know the nozzle was turned inward!)
- Refusing to sign up for the geography bee... Oh well. Who knows. That refusal could have saved my life.
- Falling backwards and letting ANYONE catch me.
- Being mean to people when they are rude to me. Trust me. showing them implicit signs of kindness is MUCH more effective.
- Eating cheetos from a bag some dude threw on our table at lunch. (It was after i took my first bite my friends told me some guy gave it to them. >:( )
- Taking the long cut to class in Elementary school... I got in so much trouble XD
- Running into a wall at fast-walk speed to see what it feels like
- Telling a pseudo-friend about someone I liked in elementary school... This might be why I don't trust anyone anymore.
- Continually disrupting class in preschool. I got sent home early for it once! I always ran away from the teachers. LOL
- Puttign a grape in the microwave for 20 minutes
- Thinking out loud. It's a little problem I have
- Attempting to pick up my heaviest friend
- Drinking a shot-glass of beer. I immediately regretted it
- Riding my dog. (Not in a sexual way! You dirty-minded freak!)
- Eaten paper just to see what it would taste like
- I was given to opportunity to hold a fish and I turned it down. >:(
- Combining my caramel sundae and my filet o fish from mcdonalds
- Playing "bumper kids" with my friends. On the concrete.
- throwing my cat in the pool
- Forgettign to use the bathroom before an hour 30 min long field trip ride
- Putting off a school project to the VERY LAST NIGHT before it was due. (I actually managed to do it and got a B on the project! :D)
- Taking this dare to... ahhh nevermind.
- Putting CERTAIN THINGS online
- Always Avoiding Alliterations
- Smelling the new markers in math lab a lot
- drew a picture of a guy farting and passed it around in art class. (Hey, i was young and my friends thought it was funny!)
- Making a mask from a paper bag without cutting it.
- supported Sam's idea to stand in the field with a metal pole during a thunderstorm
- Agreed to ride Splash Mountain at disney
- Noticed my pudding expired and ate it anyway
- Was a jerk to some people for no good reason/when they didn't deserve it. (Some of those people know who they are... :( )
- Ate a bag of cookies i found that turned out to be my grandma's for her birthday. XD
- Solving a rubiks cube. (After that day i vowed never to try that again. XD)
- Buying a school tuna sub. O_o
- Be normal for a day. I don't know what even led me to THINK I could pull that off.
- Decided to have a partner for many projects. (I work better alone, because i have no one to tell me that my ideas suck, or that I'm wrong!)
- Deciding to grow a mustache.
- Doing extra credit for math. This is now a thing of the past :P
- Has said MANY TMI's in my time
- Made an embarrassing list of stupid things I've done for the whole worlds to see. XD
Phew! That was actually pretty hard! Well, know that you know the things I screw up on, why don't you make a list of your own? Everyone who reads this: please post 5 stupid things they have or have considered doing, in the comments! Thanks for reading! :D