The following content is based on some of the events that actually happened in real life, Not everything happen in real life, some is made up.
Chapter 1 (The Day Before The English State Test March 31, 2014)
[During 5th period, Gym, unfortunately......]
Mr. Meaner: ALRIGHT, SISSIES! NOW, DO 10,900 PUSHS UP, 800,000 LAPS AROUND THE SCHOOL AND 190,506 CURL UPS!
Anthony: *tries to do push ups but can't* 1.......2.......
Mr. Meaner: WHERE'S YOUR EFFORT, ANTHONY?! YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!!
Anthony: I am actually, I'm just not showing it!
Mr. Meaner: THEN SHOW IT!!
Anthony: *falls* How?!
Corey: *is up to 10 push ups* 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.....20 *stops* Whew....
Mr. Meaner: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, SISSY?!?!
Rookie: *is too tired*
Anthony: Lunch Time!
SCSA: Yo, look at my moolah!
Kon: *touchs SCSA's Money*
SCSA: You're so f**king annoying! I'm gonna punch you in the face. In fact, I'm gonna Stone Cold Stunner you!
[At the cafeteria]
Mr. Krupp: Okay, students as you all know tommorow's Day 1 of the English State Test. Good luck on it and like I said-
Anthony: *unbuckles Rookie's bookbag*
Corey: *unzips Rookie's bookbag everywhere*
[Rookie's stuff falls out]
Mr. Krupp: ANTHONY AND COREY! GO TO THE LUNCH DETENTION TABLE, PRONTO!
[Anthony and Corey goes to lunch detention]
Kon: *playing with Rookie's pen and pencils*
Mr. Krupp: *walks to Kon and throws "his" pen and pencils on the floor* STOP BEING SUCH A BABY! YOU'RE IN 8TH GRADE NOT PRE-K!
Rookie: HEY! THOSE WERE MINE!
Mr. Krupp: TOO BAD, BUB!
[Meanwhile in the save room]
Larry The Cucumber: YOU ARE STAYING IN HERE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
Nick (some tough wannabe kid): I don't give a s**t, You deformed pickle!
Larry The Cucumber: *locks door*
[Anthony and Corey are bringing up the lunches for the kids in the save room as a job for lunch detention]
Larry The Cucumber: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WORTHLESS TOUGH WANNABE KID!!!
Nick: *wets himself while he cries*
Anthony: *drops lunch and records on his 3DS and laughs*
Larry The Cucumber: *sees Anthony and opens door* What do you think you're doing?!
Anthony: Oh, Uh...I have lunch for your students. *puts his 3DS away and picks up lunch*
Larry The Cucumber: You have lunch detention!
Corey: But we already have it today.
Larry The Cucumber: Tommorow then!
[Anthony and Corey run down the hallway]
Larry The Cucumber: Wait a minute! Why is this lunch have a footprint-Meh it was probably the lunch ladies.
[Mr. Krupp is seen still yelling at Kon]
[All the students except for Kon go to 7th period, Math]
Anthony, Jr.: *to Trina* Why didn't we go outside or eat?
Ms. Keane: Hello, class! Here's some worksheets! *gives them out* Here you go!
Larry Nepp: How do we do this?
Ms. Keane: Figure it out on your own.
Anthony: *draws Larry and Laney holding hands (Larry has makeup and Laney has a mustache)*
Corey: Dude, what are you drawing?
Anthony: *rips a piece of paper from the worksheet* Oh, nothing...Unless you don't consider this nothing! *shows*
Corey: *laughs like crazy out loud*
Ms. Keane: Mr. Riffin is there you anything you would like to tell us that's so funny?
Corey: Uh, I had a dream......
Ms. Keane: About?
Corey: About you being on the news from the 70's about how you broke your leg during Disco because you wore sneakers...?
[In the hallway]
Ms. Keane: GO TO MR. KRUPP'S OFFICE!
[Corey literally gets thrown out of the room then Ms. Keane slams the door]
Anthony, Jr.: *to Trina* Why did Ms. Keane wear sneakers to disco?
Trina: ASK YOUR STUPID BROTHER NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Pause for a minute]
Anthony, Jr.: LISTEN HERE, YOU STUBBORN B***H! YOU CAN SLAP HIM, HARM HIM, YELL AT HIM! BUT YOU CANNOT CALL HIM STUPID!!!!!! HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR YOU JUST TO TELL ME TO ASK HIM QUESTIONS NOT YOU?!
[Everyone except Ms. Keane and Trina laugh like crazy]
Ms. Keane: HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT! Stand over there! *points to the wall of the hallway* I'm writing you up!
Anthony, Jr.: ME?! WHAT ABOUT THIS FRICKING STUBBORN GIRL! SHE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!
Ms. Keane: I DON'T CARE!
Anthony, Jr.: Then I'm going home! YOU CANNOT STOP ME! *packs his bags and walks out before Ms. Keane tries to stop him*
Larry The Cucumber: *comes in* What's going on in here?
Ms. Keane: *to Anthony, snickering* YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?!?! GET OUT!!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND GO TO THE SAVE ROOM!!!
[Anthony does so]
Ms. Keane: *to the whole class* YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ANGRY MS. KEANE!!! NEVER MAKE ME THIS ANGRY AGAIN!!!!
Larry The Cucumber: Uh...I gotta go. *goes back to his class*
[Bell rings and everyone goes to 8th period, LA]
Laney: So, uh, Core.
Laney: What'd Anthony show you?
Corey: What? *smiles* Oh.........*neutral* nothing.
Laney: Tell me.
Laney: Tell me!
Corey: I just told you, nothing.
Laney: Fine, I'll tell the dean that you drew Trina as a sumo wrestler.
Corey: Okay, go ahead. You have no proof.
Laney: Okay. *goes to the dean's office*
Larry The Cucumber: Guys, incase you forgot tommorow's the LA State Test!
Larry The Cucumber: Use elimination of process tommorow! Also be sure to-
Kon: *playing with his pencils and rulers* Bip bip bip bip bip. Boop boop boop boop boop. Do do do do do. De de de de de.
Larry The Cucumber: Kon! Are you even listening?!
Kon: What? Uh, yes?
Larry The Cucumber: Then, what'd I say?
Kon: Uh...Process of testing about tommorow?
Larry The Cucumber: Y'know what. Don't wanna listen? Then, go to the back of the room for the rest of the year!
Kon: Awwwwwwww. :(
Larry The Cucumber: Y'know Kon, you are actually smarter than you look, believe it or not.
Anthony: I believe it.
Larry The Cucumber: The problem is just that you don't listen. Instead, you play with pencils and erasers
[Laney comes back]
Laney: I told the dean.
Anthony: Yeah, right. You've probably been standing behind the wall the whole time.
Larry The Cucumber: Why are you late, Laney?!
Laney: There was traffic?
Larry The Cucumber: ....Go sit down, Anyways...
[Larry mumbles as we focus on Laney, Anthony and Corey]
Laney: What'd you show Corey?! Tell me!
Anthony: Looks like we have no choice....*shows Laney*
[Turns out to be just the number 2]
Laney: Other side, Anthony.
Anthony: *turns the picture around*
[A number 4 is on it]
Laney: That's all you refused to show me?
Anthony: *looks left and right* Maybe..?
Laney: You're lying, I know it.
Laney: Show me the real drawing!
Anthony: *shows Laney*
[A number 6 is on it]
Laney: *sigh* Other side...
Anthony: *turns the picture around again*
[Laney and Larry are holding hands, Laney has a mustache and Larry is wearing make up]
Laney: *is angry*
Anthony: She doesn't look happy...
Laney: *on the top of her lungs* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Larry The Cucumber: LANEY, YOU HAVE LUNCH DETENTION FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
Laney: Ugh, Thanks alot, Anthony!
Larry The Cucumber: You wanna be banned on the Senior Trip?
Larry The Cucumber: Then, stop!
Larry Nepp: Can someone remind me to bring my inhaler?
Anthony: Why are you going to the trip if you need to bring your inhaler?
Larry Nepp: Because SOMEONE forced me to.
Carrie: *rasies hand* Someone.
Chapter 2 (The First Day of The English State Test April 1, 2014)
Anthony: Today's the big day!
Larry The Cucumber: *comes in* Guys, remember what I taught you! Elimination of process! Cross out the ones that make no sense!
Anthony: We know. Well, I do.
Bob: And remember to do Title, Author and Genre! Like uh.....for example: In the story, uh.....Tomato and Cucumber, by Apple and Pickle, a fantasy!
Larry The Cucumber: You're not good at examples...*leaves and goes back to his room*
Bob: Well, like I said a few seconds ago do Title, Author and Genre.
Anthony: That's tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
Bob: Oh, right.
[Bell Rings thrice and then a horribly made version of the National Anthem starts[
Mr. Krupp: *on the speaker* Please stand up, salute, pledge.
[Everyone stands up]
Mr. Krupp: I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Now, sit down.
[Everyone sits down]
Mr. Krupp: As you all know, today's the Day 1 of the English State Test, the multiple choice part. Tomorrow's both multiple choice and writing and the day after is all writing. I also have some good news or bad news whatever it is to you.
Anthony: *to Corey* 5 dollars says it's bad news.
Mr. Krupp: Due to a lot of complaints from students and surprisingly staff, Mr. Meaner is fired and no longer working here!
Corey: *to Anthony* You owe me 5 dollars!