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Sorry I like making pages on this and I love to remember funny quotes!!! LOL I just heard one that was hilarious!!!!! "A chew toy?" "It's not a chew toy!" ~ I Am A Superstar!! :) (talk) 18:52, January 17, 2013 (UTC)

Stefanie's funny Quotes she has heardEdit

Girl: Are you too lazy to hold it?

Xavier: Hold what?

Me: [thinking] Your penii!!!! LOLOLOL!

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Teacher: It's either a white eye or a no eye

Me: [thinking] how about a penii!! (lol idk why thats on my mind LOOOL!!!!!)

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2-2-13 (On the phone with Amie)

Amie: We once had a substitute who was Eli's aunt.

Me: Who? Ian? As in Ian Altwater?

Amie: What? NO! I said ELI! How did you get IAN out of ELI?

Me: Oh! Sorry! I SWEAR you said ian! Oh no i feel bad now! Oh nooo

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Mr. Aretz: Jessica and Kumari! Stop screwing around! If you want to screw around, do it at home!

Me: HAHAHA! That was hilarious! If you wanna screw around do it at HOME!!! :p

Teacher: [to me] I said...mess around.

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3-7-13

Xavier: *looks at the Magic 8 Ball the teacher has*

Becki: Stop shaking it!

Me: Oh my.... *giggles*

Becki: What? Are you having fun playing with that?

Me: Oh come ON!!!!!

Becki: WHAT!?

Me: You know me...come on....you said *laughs* stop shaking it! Playing with-

Becki: Stefanie you have such a dirty mind!

Me: I KNOW!!! :P *looks at xavier to see his reaction* LOL

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3-7-13

Chelsea: (talking about an eye dropper as part of the new assignment) You have to squeeze it until the liquid comes out...

Me: OH GOD!

Chelsea: Wha-Oh God Stefanie you need help....

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3-12-13

Me: *points to Elmo* Who is that?

Jyeer: Elmo!

Me: Right! *points to Big Bird* Who is that?

Jyeer: AJ! 

Me: WHAT! Hahaha! Your dad is not Big Bird!

Margaret: What did he just say?

Me: He said this is Elmo and he is AJ.

Margaret: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :p

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3-12-13

-*Me and Jyeer run into kitchen, and Rudy is there*

Me: Oh, hi!

Jyeer: Get outta here! GEEEET outta here!!

Me: HAHAHAHAHA!! GET OUT OF HERE HAHAHAHA!!

Rudy: *silent*

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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3-13-13

-*Xavier accidentally puts the small SD card for the camera, into the big slot for CDs! Now it's stuck in the computer!*

Me: Oh no! You were not paying attention when you put it in! *smiles*

Kamari: Xavier knows all about 'putting it in.'

Me: HAHAHAHA!!!!! :p

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3-18-13

Cashier at lunch, Collette: I am so happy to see you get excited about school, and tacos!

Me: TACOS!!!!!!!!!!! 

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3-18-13

Mr. Aretz: -*looks outside* So, where is this Wintry Mix?

Me: Not here! HAHA MIX! Sorry, personal thing. :p

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3-19-13

Becki: Stefanie! Do you know....is Ranger on his man-period? Ya know...cuz he has been alone in the theory room all day?

Me: I don't know! I wish...I knew what is up with him lately. :|

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3-19-13

Me: Gee Jyeer is always climbing on everything!

Margaret: Well yeah! He's a boy! Are you a boy?

Jyeer: I'm a turtle! Hee-ya!

Me & Margaret: Hahahaha!!! :P

(he probably said this because he LOVES The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and just turtles in general!)

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3-20-13

Mr. Csensits: So, if the price of gas will go up 50 cents next week, what are you gonna do?

Luis: Start walkin'!

Mr. Csensits: Well, yeah you could but...that's not the answer I was looking for.

Luis: Drive to fewer places?

Mr. Csensits: NO! I am looking for 'I will buy gas this week before the price goes up!' Gee Luis you will come up with anything!

Me: -*laughs* lol

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3-22-13

-*Tashaila licks Anisha for some odd reason*

Anisha! Eww that's discusting! 

Me: She has no shame where her mouth goes!

-*Whole class laughs* 

Me: (thinks) wow they all thought what I said was funny!

Tashaila: Stefanie! Oh my God! That's really hurt my feelings! I am going to get you back for that one!

Me: (thinks) Oh, like you have not hurt me a few times!

(later)

Tashaila: Stefanie! Tell Kamari what you said about me!

Me: Are you sure you want me to repeat that? I said she has no shame where her mouth goes!

Kamari: Yeah! She wants to go downtown on Train X!

Tashialia: EWW! NO! That's gross! I do not!

Me: (thinks) I WANNA GO DOWNTOWN ON TRAIN X! HOW CAN I GET A TICKET!

Xavier: *smirks*

Me: Oh my goodness! Hahahaha! (thinks) they have no idea I wanna ride on Train X hahahaha! :p

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3-22-13

Sub: My name is Mr. Buss!

Luis: What? Did you say Mr. Puss?

Me: HAHAHAAH!

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3-22-13

Kamari: Anisha's nail polish is white! haha!

Me: (thinks) cum polish hahaha!

Me: (says) I get the joke Kamari!

Kamari: What joke? Gee Stefanie you have such a dirty mind! I am surprised! I did not know you were that exotic!

Me: Exotic? Good way of putting it haha!

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Mr. Aretz: Have a goood weekend!

Me: I am kinda glad it's Friday but...I don't want break!

Mr. Aretz: You don't want break?

Me: Ya know! The Easter Break! 

Mr. Aretz: Then... whatdoyawant?

Me: I want school! I WANT SCHOOL!

Mr. Aretz: Sorry...only 2 days next week.

Me: Noooooooooo!

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teacher: every time my kids see those golden arches they know it's McDonald's

me: golden arches? haha it's a big yellow M.....thats it to me haha

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3-28-13

-*At Weis, my mom & I look at the chocolate bunnies they have for Easter*

Me: What the heck! This is sh*t! Sir do you have any more of these? This one has no flower, and this one is missing an eye!

Employee guy: He's handicap! Cut his legs off we can put him in a wheelchair then he'd be a disabled bunny!

me: Hahahaah!!! :P

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4-2-13

[I am at Jyerr's house, and he is looking at a picture of his older brother with the Easter Bunny. He touched the frame, and I guess it poked his little finger and it hurt him a bit]

Jyerr: It get me! Get outta here little bunny! GET outta HERE little bunny!

Me: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Margaret: Jyerr stop saying that! He keeps saying it because you're laughing...

Me: I know but ya gotta admit that's pretty funny! He knows it's a bunny in the pic and it hurt him so he's telling him to 'get outta here.' Hahaha!

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4-9-13

(teacher catches Kamari on Google Maps instead of researching his photographer for the assignment)

Mr. Aretz: Oh, Kamari...so you're photographer you're doing lived in Allentown, hunh? What part?

Kamari: Uhh...Emmaus?

Me: FAIL! HAHAHAHA!

(Emmaus is not a part of Allentown it's two different cities entirely..LOLL idk how he did not know that...what a FAIL haha :p)

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4-9-13

Woman on Announcements: And we have a winner from Whitehall, Pa.

Me: Uhh where else would it be from? If they're at our school?

Becki: [sarcastically] Pa? Naw, I thought it was in Canada!

lol 

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4-10-13

(kid in the hall holds the door for me)

Him: (to his friend) Oh, I thought that was Kyle behind us!

Me: Nope! I'm not Kyle! Or Kenny or Cartman or Stan!

Kid: (stares blankly at me)

Me: You know...from South Park?

Him: Yeah I know but there's actually a kid in our class named Kenny too.

Me: Yeah I know him too but I referring to South Park

kid: Yeah I got it.

Me: Bye!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHA if it were not for Ev I would have never even began to say anything like that hahaha :p

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4-11-13

Mr. Csensits: See this part here says it only applies to you if you live in Maryland or Massachusetts. Do any of you live there?

Kid: Yes!

Mr. Csensits: No.... -.-

Me: hahahaha!!!!

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4-12-13

Anisha: Xavier...who was that girl you were walking with today? 

Xavier: Uhh...I think there's only like 2 girls you could be talking about.

Anisha: She had maroon on...you and her were matching! I thought it was so cute! I thought, 'he should go out with her!'

Xavier: Umm...do you mean Jasmine?

Anisha: Yeah I guess it was her...

Xavier: Umm, that's my cousin!

Me, Anisha, Becki & Tashaila: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :p

Anisha: OH I didn't know! Well...if she's your 1st or second cousin you could go out with her if you wanted!

Xavier: No! That's weird! 

Me: Yeah that is weird hahaha :p

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4-17-13

Me: [to Xavier] Hey can you help me with this?

Xavier: Umm push it in?

Me: Push it in how? Oh! There I- oh, no it just came back out again.

Xavier: Try to push it in again?

Me: *does so* OH there it is!

(LOL there's this desk thiingy that came out and it hits your leg if it's down and someone from the previous class pulled it down so I asked him for help HAHAHA!)

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4-17-13

Mom: I was going to buy you cookies today, guess what they were called...

Me: Oh, noo...

mom: ian's cookies! I thought, "Oh I KNOW someone who'd like those!"

me: HAHAHAHAHA YES I WOULD! :P

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4-18-13

OMG SHE JUST SAID THIS

Tashaila: First Althouse, then Matthew...who's next? Ranger?

Me: Umm...I don't know...

Tashaila: That's be so funny if he started acting like, 'Um hi Stefanie!' and you'd say, 'Do you like me?' and he'd say, 'ehh'

Me: HAHA he always says that! HAHAHA

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4-19-13

Becki: Aww isn't that pic so cute? They lived happily ever after?

Xavier: Wait a year...

Me: Hahahaha good point!!! :P

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4-19-13

Xavier: I downloaded Chrome to my computer, and it made it really slow so I can't use it.

Me: Ohh! So what browser do you use then?

Becki: Firefox?

Xavier: Noo.....

Me: Is it...Internet Explorer?

Xavier: Yeah, the basic one.

Me: Oh I have a friend who'd have a problem with that! *thinks of Evelyn* :P I thought you said you had a Windows 7?

Xavier: I do. That doesn't mean all the parts are new.

Me: Oh! Gotcha! :)

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4-21-13

Paul: If a turtle came into your room at 2 AM, crawled up the stairs, and crawled into bed with you...would you be prepared for that situation?

Me: Umm...

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4-21-13

Paul: You said your turtle stuffed animal was a guy...there's no dick there! It's a girl!

Me: I love him! Leave him alone!

Paul: It's a woman! A woman turtle! What are you, a gay turtle lover??

Me: NO! Hahaha!!

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4-23-13



Mrs. Diamond: *sigh* Stefanie...why are you late??

Me: Uhh I don't know....?

Mrs. Diamond: Because you live "oh-so far away"

[later]

Me: [to Amie] DANG IT! Why did I not say to her, "My mind kept telling me stories I wanted to hear." Ya know....dreaming?

Amie: She would not have taken that as an excuse anyways...

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.4-26-13

Ernesto: Stop touching me there! That's my penis!

Kaisy: WHAT! NO! I was pinching your leg!

Me: Hahahahahaha!!

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4-26-13

Desiree: Kaisy! It's National Be Nice To Mexicans Day!

Me: Haha good one!

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5-20-13

X: That's degrading to fries everywhere! :P

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5-23-13

Becki: (to X) Hey you hit me!

Me: *gets jealous* [mumbles] shut...up....about...it...

Becki: ?

Kamari: Are you OK? What the heck?

Me: *tries to avert conversation* YES I AM FINE! IT'S A DAILY THING!

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me: i'm thirsty

mom: here, have my water

me: eww no! spit!

mom: honey, u came out of my vagina, i think i can share a cup with u.

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dad: (at sam) i am not going down there to listen to this guy moan! 

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(i guess we were all just in a silly mood when this happened lol)

  • bethany and i turn around to talk to hunter*

bethany: are you an optimist or a pessimist?

hunter: what the f**k does that mean??????

  • bethany and i headbanging with laughter*

me [whispering to bethany]: he doens't know what either of them mean.

bethany: an optimist looks to the positive side of tihngs,a nd a pessimist does the opposite.

hunter: uhhhh.. i'm white.

  • more laughter*

LOL!

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(ok so i was just walking into gym for for some odd reason we were asked to keep our original clothes on and not change into our gym clothes) 

me: [to madeline] WHY ARE OUR CLOTHES STILL ON???

tis then i realized that sounded wrong. XD (especially considering you-don't-know-who is in that class) 

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madeline: [to teacher] do you have any tips as to what a peer could do for our freetime who doesn't want to play sports?

teacher: don't worry sweetie, you wont get hurt.

  • bailey runs up to teacher*

bailey: MY FINGER'S BLEEDING!

hahahahhahahhaha!

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me: What's your favorite type of cheese?

Madeline: White cheese mostly, if that qualifies.

Me:  Better than black cheese.

  • awkward 5 seconds of silence*...
  • awkward 5 seconds of hysterical laughter* 

Haha!

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  • Me, walking into the nurse's office from lunch to take me medicine, and this is the first thign I hear*

One of the gym teachers: ...Stupid kids.

Me: *thinks* thank you for the warm welcome.

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Sam: Do you have any cheetoes?

Me: Nope.

Sam: doritoes?

Me: nada.

Sam: Cheez-its?

Me: negative.

Sam: ANY kind of cracker-like food?

Me: Sorry, but n-

Mom: We have strawberries!


Nice derp, mom. 

Spaceballs QuotesEdit

  • Dark Helmet: "Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Star."

Lone Star: "What?"

Dark Helmet: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

Lone Star: "So what does that make us?"

Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become. Prepare. To. Die."

  • Dark Helmet: "Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"

Cross-eyed gunner: "Sorry, sir. I'm doing my best."

Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?" 

Major Asshole: "I did, sir. He is my cousin."

Dark Helmet: "Who is that guy?"

Colonel Sandurz: "He is an asshole, sir."

Dark Helmet: "Well, I know that, but what's his name?"

Colonel Sandurz: "That is his name, sir: Asshole. Major Asshole."

Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?"

Colonel Sandurz: "He is an asshole, too, sir. The gunner is a 1st-class, pillid asshole."

Dark Helmet: "How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?"

Everyone: "Oi!" [Raises hands]

Dark Helmet: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!" [Closes face shield over face] "Keep firing, assholes!"

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