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AnthonyDaBest AnthonyDaBest 23 July 2014
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Stupid Questions of The Day.

I was bored so....

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AnthonyDaBest AnthonyDaBest 4 July 2014
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Treaty Shortz

Here are some shorts that I came up with. Some of them are based on Toy Story Treats.


[It starts out with the Chipmunks, Dawn, Anthony, and Corey finding a red striped bucket.]

Anthony: Hey, I wonder what's in that bucket.

Theodore: Maybe, it's mean those green army people.

Alvin: Stop being such a baby!

Corey: Well, there's only one way to find out! *hits it* TALK!

Dawn: Stop it! There may be a critter in there!

Alvin: Pft! A critter in a kid's meal bucket?!

Anthony: Y'know what I'll handle it! *opens it*

[Small versions of Anthony, The Chipmunks and Corey come out]

Toy Anthony: Hello world!

Anthony: GAH! *jumps in Dawn's arms* Uh..please put me down.

[Dawn does so]

Simon: So, you guys are toys?

Toy Anthony: Yep. In fact, if you turn my head to the rig…


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AnthonyDaBest AnthonyDaBest 5 June 2014
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The State Test Madness

The following content is based on some of the events that actually happened in real life, Not everything happen in real life, some is made up.


[During 5th period, Gym, unfortunately......]

Mr. Meaner: ALRIGHT, SISSIES! NOW, DO 10,900 PUSHS UP, 800,000 LAPS AROUND THE SCHOOL AND 190,506 CURL UPS!

Anthony: *tries to do push ups but can't* 1.......2.......

Mr. Meaner: WHERE'S YOUR EFFORT, ANTHONY?! YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!!

Anthony: I am actually, I'm just not showing it!

Mr. Meaner: THEN SHOW IT!!

Anthony: *falls* How?!

Corey: *is up to 10 push ups* 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.....20 *stops* Whew....

Mr. Meaner: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, SISSY?!?!

Rookie: *is too tired*

[Bell Rings]

Anthony: Lunch Time!

SCSA: Yo, look at my moolah!

Kon: *touchs SCSA's Mo…


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Cdk2001 Cdk2001 28 March 2014
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Kids Choice Awards

Is anybody gonna watch the KCA's tomorrow, hoping SpongeBob doesn't win again?

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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 28 March 2014
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Drunk Prom Photoshoot Gag

Hello, Today on my blog, A twist on my classic, What happens when the prom king and prom queen get too drunk to use a camera and have to ask someone to take a photo for them?....Mass hillarity ensues.


As you can see, our prom king and prom queen (you can name them anything) have had one beer too many, so they decide to ask someone to take a photo for them, of course, without knowing, he does so, goes up to the top of the stairs and the two promnees are talking about something.

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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 8 March 2014
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Cecilla

Cecilla, The Girl Who Gets Drunk A Lot is basically what she says, she gets drunk and stays at the bar until 4 in the morning. Her best friend is obviously Elizabeth and her biggest enemy is Steffi.

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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 7 March 2014
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Jessi

Jessi, The Farm Girl is usually well mannered and nice and kind human being, but can get really bitchy if you mess with her. Her best friend is Rachel and her worst enemy is Steffi.


And now, for some polls.


Vote and reply my friends!

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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 6 March 2014
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My New Project

Well, well, well, It's been a while hasn't it? Yes it has, but still, Anyone know the Real Housewives of (State Name Here)?.........I kinda thought so, well, I watched The Real Housewives of Disney and I figured that.........What the hell? So, I created....


Stylish huh?, Yes, I must admit, they all look good, Now you've probably noticed that I haven't named all of them....well, that's because, I want YOU.......to name them for me! (Yes, I'm a lazy puppy.)

So.....like their lovely evening gowns? Or the poses I gave them? Or whatever else?

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Doctor Bugs Doctor Bugs 22 February 2014
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How's everything going?

Hey, if you don't know me, I'm one of the chat moderators here. I've been a little inactive lately, and I've already noticed some changes now that I'm back. The new design looks great! How's everything going?

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Cdk2001 Cdk2001 1 February 2014
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Plans on Valentine's Day

Anybody have any?

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I Am A Superstar!! : ) I Am A Superstar!! : ) 21 January 2014
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freakin out

okay so here i go freaking out AGAIN!!!!!!

Ugh so Sunday was my moms memorial, i took some pictures but i will add them later. Paul took Amie & I there. 

the only memories Uncle Carey had of her was when she was a baby and when she got married!

I had a panic attack before i had to go in, all of my family was in there for me waiting and i freaked the hell out everyone saw how worried i was and upset i was

anyways so Uncle Carey didnt have anything to say barely so then i said something about my mom and some of my damn cousins looked so bored they didnt care all they care about is thier spouses and kids they dont care about me or my mom they never went to see her esp. when she was sick they dont care

anyways so on Monday Paul took me to his atter…

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Cdk2001 Cdk2001 1 January 2014
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New Year!

Happy New Year, everyone! =D

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Cdk2001 Cdk2001 26 December 2013
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Christmas

Merry Christmas, everyone! :D

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Cdk2001 Cdk2001 22 December 2013
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What I want for Christmas is...

• Video games (too many to list)

• Green Day: American Idiot

• Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

• To be with my friends and family

• The Avengers

• A bass guitar (for next Christmas hopefully)

• You (That's all I want for Christmas.)


So, what do you guys want for Christmas?

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AnthonyDaBest AnthonyDaBest 21 December 2013
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Loop

I made a loop I extended it, It's actually 11 seconds. I used DefleMask

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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 15 December 2013
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The First Ever Edition of The Drunken Diaries

Well, I've been going through some thinking and I think i've finally got the idea I needed....I'm splitting the RR44 Daily into 2 sections, one for normal news and bullshit, and the other.....for when brides, prom girls and divas go totally tipsy, and you'll never guess whose hosting the shenanigans, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, FORMER WWE DIVAS CHAMPION, KAITLYN!


Kaitlyn: Uh....wow....What can I say but, It's a pleasure to be here today. So anyways, We've been teaming up with Michelle McCool (former Divas Champion) and we've captured 2 divas, one of today (Layla) and one of yesterday (Mickie James), and uh, well......we saw them drunk as hell, I mean, Layla had 10 beers, And Mickie? 13, 13! How can she DO that?!, Even though I hate to admit it, I…


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Cdk2001 Cdk2001 29 November 2013
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Music That Gets You Pumped

What songs get you pumped or energetic?

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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 24 November 2013
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The Drunken Beauty Pagent

Hey yo, This is RR44 and it's time for another RR44 Daily.


Today, We have a Flyin' Bryan special for all of y'all little jimmies! (Bryan: Hooray!)

Y'see, Last week, There was a drunken beauty pagent, cause APPERANTLY some guy named Pillman wanted to spike those damn girls!

Whoever the heck that guy was, Report them to the police for that. Ok? Ok.

.........., Anyways, I've both 3 guys over to commentate the action for me, Because i'm too lazy to it myself, Please welcome, Homer Simpson, Corey Riffin and Cassandara!

Homer: *Drunk* Thanks Matt!

It's Jacob.

Homer: Hello Apple!

Corey: Rock on dudes!

Cassandara: *to herself* Why did I get sent here?

Corey: This is SO cool to be here!

Homer: *drunk* Donkey butt.

Corey: ???....What?

Cassandara: Let's get this …


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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 17 November 2013
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The Top 5 Disney Princesses Disney Should Consider

Hey yo! This is RR44 here with yet another RR44 Daily. Now today, i'm going to talk about Disney.......and no, no more drunken Disney Princesses, but more like future disney princesses Disney should DEFINATLY consider.  


                








Roxanne is a character I got from the Police. (The music group, and a damn good one too.) 


Roxanne's like this tomboyish girl, definatly unlike all the disney princesses, But she lives a double life, y'see see's also a beauty pagent queen, and she has just been invited to go to a very very VERY epic party....during her BFF's birthday party, what's a poor girl to do?









16 year old Megan isn't just your beauty queen. She's also a world famous time traveler, so when she time travels back to the Victorian Age, can s…


















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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 8 November 2013
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Arthur's Perfect Christmas

The 1st movie i'll be reviewing is Arthur's Pefect Christmas. Now as you know, Arthur is one of PBS Kids's best TV, It's been on for 16 years, and it's still going strong today. And this is his christmas special. It aired in some PBS stations, dvd and yes Treehouse. It's a very interesting concept really. So what the hell are we waiting for? Let's get this party started!


So Arthur wants to have the perfect christmas, but it seems that NOTHING'S going right, D.W wants her list done, Tina the Talking Tabby is killing him and worst of all, NO SNOW!, It all starts to culminate when Fred comes over. (Fred's the clumsy one in Arthur's family) Who although should be going to Florida, had his truck explode getting there. Sad isn't it. So he spends …


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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 8 November 2013
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A new project.

Yo. This is RR44, Back once again with yet another RR44 daily. Tonight, I want to do something cool......

I'M GOING TO BE A MOVIE REVIEWER! :D

Cool huh?

.........Ok, so it probably won't be very good but......So be it.

I have my movie ratings too. Starting from my lowest to my highest....Here we go....

IT'S FROM HELL: Basically if it's that rating, it annoyed the **** out of me, it's got NO redeeming qualities whatsoever, and it should be BANNED from movie cinema forever!

Disasterous: Only a sole good moment can save this movie from going to the worst rating of all, It's bad x10, but not enough so to go to hell.

Bad: It was pretty bad, but it did have it's moments.

T-???: It's an ok movie for what it's worth, But you probably won't remember watchi…

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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 2 November 2013
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When Disney Princesses get Drunk!

Hey yo! It's time for another RR44 Daily.


Today, we're going to show you something REALLY cool!

Remember Claire?


Well, since you all loved that blog post so much, I've decided to do a sequal and answer the age ol' question......

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DISNEY PRINCESSES GET DRUNK?

.....Good question, Well, i've made a few pictures of some of your Disney Princess favorites, And some of your not so favorites.


  • 1 WARNING, IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THEM, THEN STOP READING HERE!
  • 2 Cinderella
  • 3 Aurora's Poses
  • 4 Reasons why



Pose 1: Aurora is a little buzzed, but with little struggle and almost no loss of balance, she poses just fine.

Pose 2: Aurora is tipsy, she nearly fell in a few points, and stumble backwards with she held up her gown, But she survives.

Post 3: Aur…






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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 2 November 2013
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The Chaperone

Hey everyone, This is RR44, Say, do any of ya remember The Chaperone? (S1 Spongebob episode), well let me just say. I, LOVE, THIS, EPISODE.....Well ok, maybe not love love, but it was adequetly satistfying!, If I was a critic, i'd say a 8/10 for it, so here's the plot....


So APPERENTLY, Pearl's date stood 'er up before the prom and now she can't seem to find another.

Pearl: That's because there's only one fish in the sea that's long, tan and handsome as he is...And that's HIM!

-_-

Anyways.........*15 minutes later* And that's the Chaperone! So, to honor it's magesty, here it is, a RR44/ANTHONY STYLED VERSION OF THE CHAPERONE.


[At the Garage where Anthony is putting the finishing touches on a Try to Win Cake Island episode...]

Anthony: Perfect.

[J…



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Cdk2001 Cdk2001 31 October 2013
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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween everybody!  Later on, I'm gonna give out candy dressed as a vampire.  Right now, I'm listening to scary music, or at least music with dark lyrics or has a dark sounds.

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Cdk2001 Cdk2001 21 October 2013
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Halloween

Does anyone have anything planned for Halloween?  Anyone going trick-or-treating or visiting any haunted houses?  I'm interested to hear what you have to say.

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AnthonyDaBest AnthonyDaBest 14 October 2013
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Super Diaper Man

Hello, everybody. As I was looking through my closet I finally found my comic, The Fun Cool of Super Diaper Man, a story based on Captain Underpants. But, this one has some changes from my original comic.

The following differences are:

  1. It's longer.
  2. More than 2 chapters
  3. Character changes.
  4. More character appearances.
  5. Less off topic.
  6. Makes more sense.


  • 1 The Fun Cool of Super Diaper Man
    • 1.1 Chapter 1 (Anthony and Corey)
    • 1.2 Chapter 2 (Lunch Detention Day #1)
    • 1.3 Chapter 3 (Hypno Ring 300)
    • 1.4 Chapter 4 (Crime vs. Pampers)
    • 1.5 Chapter 5 (The Explosion)
    • 1.6 Chapter 5 1/2 (A Random Spanish Narrator Interuption!)
    • 1.7 Chapter 5 3/4 (Now We Return to Our Usual Scheduled Chapter (Which is already in progress...))



There were 2 epic boys named Anthony and Corey. Anthony's the…




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Russelrules44 Russelrules44 14 October 2013
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Claire the Drunken Bride

Good evening, My name is Jacob Allen Jones, Otherwise known as Russelrules44. Now, Today i'd like to talk about something, totally, embrassing, crazy......and all around just f-u-n-n-y.

GETTING DRUNK IN YOUR WEDDING!

Now remember kids, Getting drunk isn't something you should do, because if ya do, you need help......litteraly.


But i've seen brides that have gotten either buzzed, tipsy or just plain flat out drunk!

So, in honor of them, i've put together my own little comic like character....ladies and gentleman, i'd like you to meet.....









She just got married.....to some random guy and let me say, the party was C-R-A-Z-A-Y! Craayayayayayayayayazay!


Well it probably wouldn't have been if it weren't for a blue haired tweenager's spiking of the punc…











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AnthonyDaBest AnthonyDaBest 26 September 2013
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2 more days till my birthday!

2 more days till my birthday! I can't wait! Make sure you guys say happy birthday to me if you'd like. But it'd be nice if you did.


1 more day left I can't wait! :D The week went really fast.


IT'S MY BIRTHDAY WOOHOO!!!!

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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 15 September 2013
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Who wants to be part of a contest?

THANKS TO ALL PARTICIPANTS, CONTESTANTS AND VOTERS. THE FINAL PRODUCT CAN BE FOUND HERE. WE LOOK FORWARD TO ANOTHER ENXT YEAR!


UPDATE: Hey! Due to unexpected absences, the date this will be completed has been postponed to 10/15/13. Continue signing! Hey guys! I had an idea! I will make a page with stuff like... you know high school superlatives? That stuff! Except it's Big E! Wiki Awards! XD


  • 1 When will I make it?
  • 2 What kind of contests are there?
  • 3 How can someone win?
  • 4 How can I enter?
  • 5 Are there any requirements to entering?
  • 6 Are there any rules?
  • 7 Ohh, I know who I'm gonna vote for best looking, but I don't want anyone to know! What do I do?
  • 8 Who will be participating in the contests?
  • 9 Evelyn, will you stop rambling and allow us to manually ask abou…



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Teleram Teleram 8 September 2013
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Derp herp

Derpitty derp. I am the walrus, you are the eggmen. We all live in a yellow submarine.

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I Am A Superstar!! : ) I Am A Superstar!! : ) 5 September 2013
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Idk how old my house is but it's not like other peeps houses i have bearly been to loool

what

yeah

umm

sorry for being a waste here umm

here are....pictures

 #iamasuperstar (talk) 00:10, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 24 August 2013
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Everyone's making blogs! :O Awesome!

I'm so full of bacon 

my body's meant for shakin

  • drum sounds*

And when I srat to wiggle, my nipples they will giggle

hoo ha hoo haha hoo ha

"Once again I have to be embarrassed for the both of us."

"Yep!"

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TDR97 TDR97 24 August 2013
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BACK

I'm back after my overly car ride

I'll explain more later

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I Am A Superstar!! : ) I Am A Superstar!! : ) 23 August 2013
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Stand Up For What You Believe In

Hi guys! I am here once again, to do what I always do: speak! Even rant  a little...more like....just stand up for something I believe in.

I hope to not put anyone's feelings down at all in this. Here I go!

Last night I had some random question: Why do people seek human companionship? Why do peopple get sad if they are alone? I mean, we are NEVER truly alone. I kinda just don't get it sometimes. You can seek love with anything you care about. Sometimes I think it would be better to see things the way I do, then maybe people would have something to fall back on if a person hurts them. 

So, I actually did a little bit of crying before I wrote this. Someone on Facebook came to my "Save Martin Tower" page. He said he worked in Martin, I think at …

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AnthonyDaBest AnthonyDaBest 22 August 2013
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Anthony's Awesome Place Wiki

Come join Anthony's Awesome Wiki Place! A wiki where you can add anything just like The big e! Wiki I Am A Superstar Wiki, etc. http://anthonys-awesome-place.wikia.com/wiki/Home Feel free to make a page but first read the rules! http://anthonys-awesome-place.wikia.com/wiki/Anthony's_Awesome_Place_Wiki:Rules

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Matt11111 Matt11111 22 August 2013
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A wiki with lotsa pages!

My wiki, the Wackishly Awesome Randomness Wiki, has lots of pages. You can create a page about anything. http://wackishlyawesomerandomness.wikia.com is the URL. We have over 1,000 pages, and we hope to reach 1,500 by July 17, 2014, our 2-year anniversary. Sounds easy, but we had less than 400 pages by June 2013.

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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 10 August 2013
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Choose someone from the wiki!

Hey guys! I have a fun game! It's kinda like the song question game. :)

I am gonna ask you some "who would it be" questions regarding wiki users. :) Rules? You may use a SINGLE USER 6 times at the most, You CAN do some "nones" "I don't knows", "Everyones" and more than one user for some, but TRY to give a straight answer. I suppose you can choose yourself a few times as well. Remember, if you choose someone for something, in no way are you obliged to DO it. It's just a "what if" thing. Please choose honestly to everything, don't just choose someone because they chose you. :P AND, no hate please, it is a GAME, it, under no circumstances, should turn into a dispute. :) 

Post your answers in the comments below! For the convenience of the reader…

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Doctor Bugs Doctor Bugs 4 August 2013
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The Big E! Wiki

If you like The Big E! Wiki, post a comment.

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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 30 July 2013
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SHUFFLE GAME

Simply put, I when I see your comment, I will but my Kindle on shuffle and it will choose your theme song. Comment answering this question: If you could spend a day with any person (doesn't have to be alive, or famous ;)), who would it be? 

(Random question lol) and I'll give you your song! :D

EDIT: The making of this blog was the 9,000th edit on the wiki! This is the 9,001st! Hurray! 

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Doctor Bugs Doctor Bugs 26 July 2013
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TYPE THE MOST RANDOM COMMENT POSSIBLE

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I Am A Superstar!! : ) I Am A Superstar!! : ) 21 July 2013
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I know you will laugh at THIS Ev :)

So I was at the Ahart's in Allentown and you would not BELIEVE this product I saw in the aisle!

#iamasuperstar (talk) 05:30, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

AND FOR THE GRANDE FINALE:

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Doctor Bugs Doctor Bugs 9 July 2013
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My Awesomes Pages Ever

A list of my best pages.

  • An inside look at Chinese food: What are you REALLY shoving into your giant pie whole?
  • Mama said what now
  • Why Magikarp?
  • I Couldn't Think of a Name For This Page
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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 4 July 2013
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Talking With Images!

Hello! So, I've been on the Glee wiki lately. and it has inspired me. the Glee wiki is like the gif capital of Wikia. Seriously, they are WEALTHY with moving images. So, inspired, I thought I'd make a blog where we comment using on pictures and gifs of anything (Appropriate) instead of words! Whattaya say?

Okay, to make an image appear in its picture form, you must first upload the picture to the wiki, and then paste the image URL. Blam! (Lol get it? Of course not. I'm a lonely Gleek.) Have fun! :)

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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 18 June 2013
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The Big E! Wiki's Reader's Challenge

So you think you know this wiki well? We can certainly put THAT to the test! Welcome to the first Big E! Wiki's Reader's Challenge! As you may know, this wiki's birthday is nearing. On June 27 (12:01 PM EST specifically) The Big E! Wiki will be turning 2! Congrats! :D

Anyway, back to the point, we want to see how many avid readers we have. I will make a 10 question quiz, ALL answers of which have answers found in the hidden folds and crevices of this site. Here are the questions:

  1. What is the name of the game that is played on the swing in Evelyn's backyard? Answer: Roadkill (Source(s): Roadkill)
  2. What is the name of Evelyn's pet cat that passed away? 'A'nswer: Cricket (Source(s): Cricket, Evelyn, and others )
  3. What color is Bart Simpson's natural…
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CalzoneManiac CalzoneManiac 7 June 2013
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Hi guys!

Hello

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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 20 May 2013
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Opinions With Numbers

Hey there fans of the E!! Today, we're going to talk about something I HATE having to use for everyday activities. Numbers! But, if you like talking about yourself, (and everybody does) then you will enjoy this! So, we take the numbers 1-10, and we use them to rank things! 10 recognizes superiority, and 1 recognizes suckiness. For example, here is MY list!

10 - Food (it's vital, man.)

9 - You guys! My Wikia friends!

8 - A certain someone...

7 - Computers

6 - School

5 - Family

4 - Broccoli

3 - Internet Explorer

2 -  Mosquitoes

1 - One Direction


There ya have it! 

READ BEFORE POSTING: I'd love to hear yours! But there is definitely things you cannot post. You may NOT ranks other users, because if I did

1 - 

Well, imagine how Billie Joe would feel! Okay, s…


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I Am A Superstar!! : ) I Am A Superstar!! : ) 19 May 2013
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Today I actually bought...FOOD!

I did something today I have not done in awhile: I bought a lot of food for myself. Snacking food! It worries me but in a way, it's a good thing. It means somewhere in my mind, a part of me subconsciously wants to be healthy. Hmm I wonder what or who may have contributed to that... ;)

I bought:

  • Lays Stax Cheese Chips in a can
  • Goldfish Flavor Blasted Xpolsive Pizza 
  • Milano Cookies
  • Tastycake Chocolate Junior
  • Bag of Cracker Jack
  • Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chunk Cookies
  • Kool-Aid Tripocal Punch pack
  • Kool-Aid Lemonade pack

I think that's it hahaha. :3 I bought other things too but it was a pair of shoes for my graduation from tech this Thursday and a pair of sandals I wanted, my mom said, "Your dad was telling me in myy head to let you have those sandals" :o TH…

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I Am A Superstar!! : ) I Am A Superstar!! : ) 13 May 2013
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Random shat for the day

 "A chew toy!?" "It's NOT a chew toy!!" ~ I Am A Superstar!! : ) (talk) 22:08, May 13, 2013 (UTC)

My random rude quote if the day at school today was, "What's for lunch today? Stupid chicken sh*t?" LOL THEY LOLED! :P

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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 4 May 2013
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The Good, The Bad, And the downright eccentric from the mouth of Evelyn

i'll tell ya, there's one right there. Silly title. Well, I guess I thought it'd be a good idea to make a list of interesting out-of-context thing I say. hmm. Bad idea. I might regret this. Here we go!

  1. Sparta!?? Sparta where are you!??
  2. wanna see what I can do with my tongue?
  3. My butt is missing..
  4. and THAT is why i don't eat burgers
  5. Why are our clothes still on?
  6. does it LOOK like my tongue has a growth abnormality?
  7. If we're not in health, why are we talking about 2 balls?
  8. High-knees! High-knees!
  9. OO! BUTTERFLY!!
  10. My little half-sheet! my little half sheet!
  11. Shim bru
  12. Do you like chemistry jokes?
  13. Is your refrigerator running?
  14. Have you ever felt compelled to just... kick food off te ground?
  15. That awkward moment when you have to apologize to someone for biting off…
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Ilovebartmorethanyou16 Ilovebartmorethanyou16 19 April 2013
1

50 Stupid things I have done or have considered doing

Hey, sometimes the smartest people we know do things that are incredibly stupid. In fact, if you don't make a literal "epic fail" on a regular basis, i'm not sure you're human. Nobody's perfect, so why don't we log these deficiencies so we can look back on it one day and say, "Hey, I learned a lesson that day!". So yea. here goes nothing!

  1. Tripping a moving vehicle with my foot
  2. Giving the wall a high-five
  3. Commiting suicide by jumping off a curb (I was young...)
  4. Telling a certain someone i love them
  5. Taking 3 lunch trays to the table at once (Hey, I like to throw away peoples' trash :P)
  6. PRETENDING THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BODY OF WATER ITALY DESCENDED INTO. I am never gonna forgive myself for this one... Mediterranean Sea, by the way. 
  7. Lending my sch…
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