I love "Yo Mama" jokes a lot! You may add your favorite "Yo Mama" jokes too! If you find any of these offensive, then please tell me which joke so I can delete it. Also, you don't have to make up your own, you can just put your favorites. WARNING: results may vary when used on siblings.
Kawaii Bunny's "Yo Mama" JokesEdit
"Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew!"
"Yo Mama so fat, when she sees a bus full of white kids, she says "Stop that Twinkie!"."
"Yo Mama so ugly, when she joined Facebook, everyone went back to Myspace!"
That's all for now, I'll put more later.
Stefanie/Superstar's "Yo Mama" JokesEdit
You mamma is so skinny, she uses a Cheerio for a hula-hoop!
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks by the TV, you miss 2 episodes!
Evelyn's "Yo Mama" JokesEdit
yo mama so dumb, she tried to put her M&M's in alphabetical order
yo mama so mean she made me clean my room :(
(i made that one up all by myself!)
yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
WHAT AHVE ID ONE TO THE FONT???
yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed.
ok im addding mroe of myOWN
yo mama so fat, when she sits around the hpouse she sits AROUND the house
i made the one belowmup all by myself! :D
yo mama so tall she tripped in florida and landed in minnesota
lolz yay me
while were being geographical...
yo mama so fat, when the plays hopscotch she goes "new york, chicago, L.A.,"
Yo mama so ugly, not even fluorine will bond with her!
OMG CHEMISTRY YO MAMA JOKE I'M AWESOME
Yo mama so poor, a tornado went by her house and did $10,000 worth of improvement!
Curtez's Yo Mama JokesEdit
Yo mama is so ugly, she looked out the window, and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so fat, the equator is her belt size.
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps, an earthquake and a tsunami happens at the same time.
Yo mama is so fat, when she farts, people accuse her of global warming.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the s**t out of the toilet.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said, "I quit", and she took the job.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Eminem was a human-sized M&M.
Yo mam is so fat, she's Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox live. (Because she thought it was a concert)
Anthony's Yo Mama JokesEdit
Yo mama so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and then said "Hold the cheese".
Yo mama so skinny, her shirt size is XXXXXXS (Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Small).